i forget how gay i am until i see a girl and then i’m kinda like oh right
(Source: ymir-sama)
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life
(Source: thestarksbastard)

(Source: catleecious)

(Source: changefairytales)
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.